Brass Knuckles For The Manly Wal-Mart Shopper

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Men, you know what it's like to slink out of Wal-Mart with a fistful of plastic bags containing "feminine hygiene" products for your significant other. With these Asian brass knuckles, you can reclaim at least some of your dignity.

This gut-busting, jaw-breaking weapon has two hooks for your plastic bag and engraved characters that scream "Don't mess with me." We have no idea where you can buy the knuckles, but they would be great for that male shopper looking for some extra machismo. Short of finding them in a seedy Chinatown shop, any Etsy members want to take a stab at developing a pair? [GadgetReview]