This is leisure, 1982-style. The Perceptronics LaserTour consisted of an industrial-quality LaserDisc player, an exercise bike and a 45-inch video projector. The faster you pedalled, the faster the scenery went by. The faster the scenery went by, the thinner your thighs got. The thinner your thighs got, the happier you were. Was that really how it was in the Eighties?
The LaserTour was available from the Neiman Marcus catalogue - and at $20,000 you should have got the model's twin sister as well. And their Mom. And the woman from the call center who took your order.