Carmen Electra meets a mutant carnivore in 2 Headed Shark Attack

It's been a while since we've had a good schlocky direct-to-video (or direct to Syfy) feature like Sharktopus — so this new trailer for 2 Headed Shark Attack is quite possibly cause for rejoicing. This time around, Carmen Electra is the female star who's putting a nice little heart-shaped period at the end of her career, while plenty of other actresses run around in bikinis and in the buff. And this time's monster is the eponymous double-headed shark, which we only really glimpse in the trailer. So are you ready for two sets of teeth, and Carmen Electra's awesome acting chops?

DISCUSSION

Vexxarr
Vexxarr

"It's been a while since we've had a good schlocky direct-to-video (or direct to Syfy) feature like Sharktopus..."

Yes, it's been since the big bang. BECAUSE WE HAVE NEVER HAD A GOOD SCHLOCKY DIRECT-TO-VIDEO FEATURE LIKE SHARKTOPUS.

That ranks up there with "My, it's been ages since we've had a pleasant melanoma..." or "I can't remember the last time I enjoyed being beheaded this much..." or my favorite "My what an enjoyable Holocaust. We should all do this again sometime..."

I live in fear of the day Sci Fi starts naming these Megasharkadillo features innocuous things like "The Night Darkness Fell" and I wind up putting one of these brain gougers on my TV by mistake.

"Wait, is that Carmen Electra? Was that a scaly armadillo? Tentacles...?!"

*brain hemorrhage*