Remember the official Nintendo Seal of Quality that guaranteed the authenticity of the fine product you just purchased? I bet you won’t find the seal on this, the Compact G. By the looks of it, it’s a pretty sorry excuse for a Nintendo DS, designed to bilk uninformed children out of their milk money. And their happiness.
Featuring a monochrome screen and…um, several buttons, the Compact G is sort of like getting a big lump of coal for Christmas: it’s something, to be sure, but not exactly what you asked Santa for.
Cheap DS Knockoff Spotting [4 color rebellion via Kotaku]
http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/nintendo/another-crappy-nintendo-ds-knockoff-the-compact-g-176539.php
