If you’re a half-cocked rock starlet with a penchant for typing ‘poetically pornographic’ text messages to your secret lover, try not to lose your Blackberry somewhere where we can find it and read them. Especially if you are Courtney Love and say creepy things like “You are the best in all ways, especially in the sack, between Ed Norton and Kurt Cobain.” Be this a lesson to all of us that are Courtney Love.
