CRUDBUMP: Eff You If You Don't Like Christmas (NSFW, obviously)

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Yeah, it's foul, nonsensical, arrhythmic, and kinda aggressive, but damnit if it's not catchy. I first heard this after a night of Xmas-themed sketch comedy and I've loved it ever since. And really, he makes some good points.

Here's why I like this song: it's pro-Christmas while sounding like it's anti-Christmas. By the time December 25th rolls around I've heard so many cheery, interchangeable Christmas songs that I want to stuff a hand-grenade in my stocking and lie down on it, and while I'm an agnostic quasi-Jew/quasi-Buddhist, I actually like Christmas. I see this song as a way of saying, "I'm down with Christmas" but screw all the goody-goody bullshit. Yes.

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CRUDBUMP is a cartoonist and a dirty, dirty rapper. He's got an album called NA$TYJAM$, that features songs such as, "My Dick's On The Phone," "I Don't Do Shit," and "Girl Take Your Socks Off". Nice. You can buy this song from iTunes, and spread the joy at your family's holiday party. You can get the album (or individual songs) from iTunes, Amazon MP3, eMusic, Shockhound, Lala, and Rhapsody. Oh, and happy holidays (all of em)!