Crypto-Themed Twinkies Are Here to Clog Your Arteries
Even if the price of your crypto won’t last forever, your new crypto-themed Twinkie might. Hostess showed off the “Twinkcoin” crypto-themed snack cake in June. Apparently, it tastes like any other Twinkie, but holy hell, that name. “Twinkcoin,” really? You can’t tell me the makers didn’t know what they were doing. If you’re never heard anybody use the descriptor “twink” to describe a young homosexual male, then you probably haven’t spent too much time on the internet, or else haven’t lived within 100 miles of a gay bar.
And just remember, though your Twinkies might last a long time, the price of your crypto can go up or down at the drop of a hat.
