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Dangerous Jewelry by Tobias Wong

By Johnb Published March 21, 2006, 11:12 am ET

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Still got your Malibu?

Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?

What?

Fucking scratched it up with a diamond ring by designer Tobias Wong.

Oh, man, that’s fucked up.

Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.

They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.

Killer Diamond Ring [YankoDesign]

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