Remember Mr. Plinkett, that disgusting old coot who dissected The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Star Trek, and Avatar? Now he’s turned his foul, critical eye toward Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skull. Learn the various plot failings of the film, all narrated in an hour-plus of horribly hypnotic geriatric slurring. I love it when Mr. Plinkett begins spitballing about Indiana Jones going to Siberia and the number of diseases that should’ve killed him by now.
https://gizmodo.com/70-minute-review-of-phantom-menace-is-the-only-prequel-5431426
https://gizmodo.com/phantom-menace-reviewer-destroys-attack-of-the-clones-i-5509143
https://gizmodo.com/mr-plinkett-a-k-a-the-phantom-reviewer-takes-on-j-5627751
https://gizmodo.com/the-phantom-menaces-greatest-critic-takes-on-avatar-5461076
[Via Red Letter Media]