It’s a common misconception that the best blogs in the world are the Gawker Media blogs and PerezHilton.com/nicki-minaj. But that’s just plain wrong. It’s hard to believe, but there’s actually a better blog out there...............

And it’s not Fusion.net, lol, sorry Felix Salmon!

Written by certified life coach and definitely not a bot Elena Petrova, “Elena’s Models Blog” is an OFT-overlooked vertical on www.ElenasModels.com, a web platform facilitating transactional romance between Slavic women and western men.

But how do you get there? Like the most adorable parts of a Russian Matryoshka doll, the blog is nestled deep inside showier quarters. In this case specifically, within a confusing framework of opportunities to Skype/provide immigration support in exchange for sex/SMS/pay money to engage in an elaborate fantasy in which one provides immigration support in exchange for sex to Russian and Ukrainian women.

Type www.elenasmodels.com into your browser or, alternately, search “Russian bride sites” into Google. If you see this you’re in the right spot:

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OK! But don’t “find out more.” Ignore the various banner ads trumping “Unlimited Live Text Chats & Emails” for $19.99 a month, testimonials, FAQs, and various pop-ups, and scroll down to the bottom, where you will see a little box that says “Blog.” Jackpot!

You have arrived at the blog of the woman with her finger on the pulsing dick of 2015. Look at the offerings from this week alone. It’s a true cornucopia of content:

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Service journalism, CHECK.


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Human interest!


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“Today I Learned” wow good to know


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Makes you think


It’s not just this past week. Elena has been blogging in cursed obscurity for over a YEAR. Here are some vintage hits:

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Lil history lesson for you


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Personal essays, Elena gets deep, she’s not afraid to get raw on the blog


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Asking and ANSWERING the hard questions


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Lifehack much!


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Cool, funny, interesting


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Watch out Deadspin


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Objectively better than BuzzFeed


The most amazing part? Elena creates all her sick content WHILE running a legally suspect and probably exploitative service possibly trafficking humans and definitely profiting off the intractably skewed power disparity between wealthy men benefiting from the vagaries of the global economic system/institutionalized sexism and the circumscribed opportunity of women from the former Soviet Union. Wow!

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