If you're one of the many Americans who couldn't care less which group of grown men is better at surprise bear hugs and rolling in the grass, Dish DVR is granting you a big Super Bowl surprise with Reverse AutoHop. Now, you can cut out all that garbage football from this year's Super Bowl, and gorge yourself on garbage consumerism. Just like the good lord intended.
Dish Network's AutoHop is already the handiest little feature this side of DVR, letting you skip over recorded commercials entirely. But sometimes—specifically, football times—the commercials are all you want. All you need to do is set the game to record, and when it's over, you'll have your all-commercial all-the-time showcase ready to go.
It's only available for a limited time, so if you're one of those people who only wants to watch commercials all year round—you've probably got bigger problems to worry about. [Wall Street Journal]