Electronic Massage Sandals: A Haiku

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My feet feel so good
But damn, these ugly sandals
Hurt my dignity.
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Anything that ugly HAS to feel really good. I don't think I would want to step in water wearing them though, for fear of a rude ZAP to my internal systems.