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This is great, Elon. We know that you’re scheduled to meet with the president on Friday because your fellow adviser Travis Kalanick said that was the case in his statement, yesterday.

Elon linked to this paywalled Wall Street Journal breakdown of the ban, but you can read it here for free. It’s a little on the long side and quite tedious to read. It codifies some entirely unnecessary things like, “It is the policy of the United States to protect its citizens from foreign nationals who intend to commit terrorist attacks in the United States.” There are like 8 billion laws on the books that make it clear that the U.S. isn’t especially fond of terrorists. But, thankfully, the BBC has bullet-ed out some key takeaways:

It’s well known that Trump doesn’t like getting bogged down in details so if Elon really wants to get the commander-in-chiefs attention, we highly suggest keeping the proposed amendments simple. Just print this out and present it to him.

It’s very important that this be printed. Trump likes his info in hard copy format unless it’s on Twitter. The subject line on the memo should look just like this: Protecting the Nation From Foreign Terrorist Entry Into the United States. That’ll take care of any particulars we’ve overlooked.

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Those are our suggestions for tightening up this illegal violation of countless people’s rights—make sure to send yours along. Keep it simple, even a well-played GIF could hold the answer to this complex problem.