The Interview, a movie in which two secondary characters from short-lived television classic Freaks and Geeks conspire with the U.S. government to assassinate a sitting head of state, has been through some shit. At last, though, it will be shown. And here are the theaters that will show it, broken down by state.
The following list, released by Sony Pictures, should be the definitive rundown of where you can do your patriotic cinematic duty tomorrow. Or you could just wait until it shows up on Crackle?
Opening on Christmas Day
Alabama
ANDALUSIA – CLARK THEATRE 3
BIRMINGHAM – EDGE 12
BOAZ – BOAZ CINEMA 9
ENTERPRISE – CLARK CINEMA 1 & 2
FORT PAYNE – FORT PAYNE CINEMAS 6
GREENVILLE – EDGE CINEMA 8
HUNTSVILLE – MADISON SQUARE STADIUM 8
TROY – CONTINENTAL CINEMA 6
Arkansas
CABOT – SILVER SCREEN CINEMAS 8
EL DORADO – STARS CINEMA 6
HOT SPRINGS – BEHIND THE MALL CINEMA 5
LITTLE ROCK – RIVERDALE 10
SEARCY – CINEMA 8
Arizona
LAKE HAVASU – LAKE HAVASU CINEMA 10
MARICOPA – AK-CHIN 12
PAYSON – SAWMILL THEATRES
SCOTTSDALE – ULTRALUXE SCOTTSDALE PAVILLIONS 11
SHOW LOW – WME THEATRE
SIERRA VISTA – UPTOWN 3 THEATRE
TEMPE – VALLEY ART
TUCSON – LOFT CINEMA 2
California
AGOURA HILLS – AGOURA HILLS EIGHT
ANGELS CAMP – ANGEL CINEMA SIX
AVENAL - AVENAL THEATRE
AZUSA – FOOTHILL MALL TEN
BAKERSFIELD – MAYA BAKERSFIELD 16 CINEMAS
BAKERSFIELD – EASTHILLS MALL 10
BARSTOW – BARSTOW STATION 6
BERKELEY – ELMWOOD 3 THEATRES
CATHEDRAL CITY – MARY PICKFORD THEATRE
CITY OF COMMERCE – REGENCY COMMERCE 14
FAIRFAX – FAIRFAX 6 THEATRES
FOLSOM – PALLADIO 16 CINEMAS
FONTANA – FONTANA EIGHT CINEMA
FORTUNA – FORTUNA 6
GARDEN GROVE – 4 STAR CINEMAS
GRANADA HILLS – GRANADA HILLS 9
HESPERIA – CIVIC PLAZA 12
LANCASTER – BLVD CINEMAS 3
LIVERMORE – LIVERMORE CINEMAS
LOS ANGELES - LOS FELIZ 3
MARTINEZ – CONTRA COSTA CINEMAS 8
MONTEREY – OSIO PLAZA THEATRE 6
MORGAN HILL – TENNANT STATION STADIUM CINEMAS
PALM DESERT – CINEMAS PALME D'OR
PALM SPRINGS – CAMELOT 3
PERRIS – PERRIS PLAZA 10
PETALUMA – BOULEVARD CINEMAS 14
PITTSBURG – MAYA CENTURY PLAZA 16
RED BLUFF – PRIME CINEMA 6
RIVERSIDE – UNIVERSITY VILLAGE CINEMAS
RIVERSIDE – JURUPA STADIUM 14
RIVERSIDE – MISSION GROVE 18
SALINAS – MAYA SALINAS 14
SAN BERNARDINO – STERLING CINEMA 6
SAN JOSE – ALMADEN SEVEN
SAN JOSE - CAMERA THREE CINEMAS
SANTA BARBARA - ARLINGTON
SANTA CRUZ – DEL MAR THEATRE 3
SANTA PAULA – SANTA PAULA SEVEN
SCOTTS VALLEY – SCOTTS VALLEY 10 CINEMA
SEBASTOPOL – SEBASTOPOL CINEMAS 9
SONOMA – SONOMA CINEMA 9
THOUSAND OAKS – JANSS MARKETPLACE 9
VAN NUYS – PLANT 16
WESTMINSTER – REGENCY WESTMINSTER 10
WESTWOOD – CREST
Colorado
LITTLETON – ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE LITTLETON 7
Connecticut
HARTFORD – SPOTLIGHT THEATRES FRONT STREET STADIUM
WATERBURY - APPLE CINEMAS WATERBURY 10
Washington, DC
WASHINGTON - WEST END CINEMA
WASHINGTON - ANGELIKA POP-UP
Delaware
MIDDLETOWN - WESTOWN MOVIES
REHOBOTH BEACH – MOVIES AT MIDWAY 14
WILMINGTON – PENN CINEMA RIVERFRONT IMAX 15
Florida
BONITA SPRINGS – PRADO STADIUM 12
FT LAUDERDALE – T-BIRD D/I 14
FT MYERS – EDISON PARK 8
JACKSONVILLE – SUN-RAY 5 POINTS 1
KEY WEST – TROPIC 4 CINEMA
LAKE WORTH – LAKE WORTH D/I 2
ORLANDO – TOUCHSTAR CINEMAS SOUTHCHASE 7
PALM BAY – NOVA CINEMAS OF PALM BAY
SHREVEPORT – ROBINSON CENTER
TAMPA – FUNLAN D/I 4
TITUSVILLE – SATELLITE CINEMA 10
GULF BREEZE - TREEHOUSE CINEMA
Georgia
ATLANTA – PLAZA 2
CORDELE – CORDELE STADIUM 5 CINEMAS
GREENSBORO – PARKSIDE MAIN STADIUM 8
POOLER – ROYAL 13 W IMAX
ROSWELL – AURORA CINEPLEX 10
SAVANNAH – EISENHOWER CINEMA 6
Iowa
CEDAR RAPIDS – CEDAR RAPIDS GALAXY 16 CINE
Idaho
MERIDIAN – VILLAGE CINEMA
PONDERAY – BONNER MALL CINEMAS 6
TWIN FALLS – MAGIC VALLEY CINEMA 13
Illinois
ARLINGTON HEIGHTS - ARLINGTON HEIGHTS
BLOOMINGTON - BLOOMINGTON GALAXY 14 CINE
BUFFALO GROVE - BUFFALO GROVE THEATRE 5
O'FALLON – O FALLON 15 CINE
OTTAWA – ROXY CINEMAS 6
PEORIA – WILLOW KNOLLS 14
PEORIA – REYNOLDS LANDMARK 10
SAVOY – SAVOY 16
WOODRIDGE – HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD 10
Indiana
COLUMBIA CITY – BONES THEATRE 4
GREENDALE - GREENDALE CINEMA 10
GREENSBURG – WOLF 10 THEATRES
INDIANAPOLIS - GEORGETOWN 14
JASPER – JASPER 8
PORTAGE – PORTAGE 16 IMAX
Kansas
OVERLAND PARK – CINETOPIA 17
Kentucky
GEORGETOWN – THEATRES OF GEORGETOWN 7
LOUISVILLE - VILLAGE 8 THEATRE
PIKEVILLE - RIVERFILL CINEMAS 10
Louisiana
CHALMETTE – CHALMETTE CINEMA 6
LA PLACE – HOLLYWOOD CINEMAS 7
Massachusetts
CAMBRIDGE – APPLE CINEMAS
DANVERS - HOLLYWOOD HITS
NORTH ATTLEBORO – CINEMA PUB
SALISBURY – CINEMA 95
Maryland
BALTIMORE – EASTPOINT MOVIES 10
BRANDYWINE – XSCAPE 14 AT BRANDYWINE
HAGERSTOWN – LEITERSBURG CINEMAS
Maine
BANGOR – HOLLYWOOD CINEMAS
CARIBOU – CARIBOU CINEMA FOUR
Michigan
ANN ARBOR – QUALITY 16
ANN ARBOR – STATE THEATRE
IRONWOOD – CLOVERLAND 4 CINEMA
KALAMAZOO – ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE KALAMAZOO
TRAVERSE CITY - BIJOU BY THE BAY
WAYNE STATE – WAYNE THEATRE 4
Minnesota
CAMBRIDGE - CAMBRIDGE 5 CINEMAS
CLOQUET – PREMIERE THEATRE 6
COLD SPRING - QUARRY COLD SPRING 5 CINEMA
FAIRMONT - FAIRMONT 5
INT'L FALLS – CINE 5 THEATRE
MINNEAPOLIS - ST ANTHONY 5
NORTH BRANCH - NORTH BRANCH CINEMA 7
ONAMIA – GRAND MAKWA 4 CINEMA
ROCHESTER - ROCHESTER GALAXY 14 CINE
SAUK CENTRE – MAIN STREET CINEMA 6
Missouri
ARNOLD – ARNOLD 14 CINE
BLUE SPRINGS – BLUE SPRINGS EIGHT
CAPE GIRARDEAU – CAPE WEST 14 CINE
CHESTERFIELD – CHESTERFIELD GALAXY 14 CINE
INDEPENDENCE - PHARAOH CINEMA 4
KANSAS CITY – ALAMO MAIN STREET 6
NORTH KANSAS CITY – SCREENLAND ARMOUR
ST LOUIS – CHASE PARK PLAZA CINEMAS 5
ST LOUIS (CLAYTON) – GALLERIA 6
ST LOUIS (DES PERS) – DES PERES 14
WARRENTON - WARRENTON 8 CINEMAS
WEST PLAINS – GLASS SWORD CINEMA SIX
Montana
HAMILTON – PHARAOHPLEX 6
North Carolina
DURHAM – NORTHGATE STADIUM 10
NEW BERN – NEUSE THEATRE
ROXBORO – PALACE POINTE 8
SMITHFIELD – SMITHFIELD 10
SYLVA – QUIN THEATRE 4
GREENSBORO - CAROUSEL CINEMAS 15
North Dakota
FARGO – FARGO THEATRE 2
WILLISTON - GRAND THEATRE 6
New Hampshire
KEENE – KEENE CINEMAS
New Jersey
CLIFTON – ALLWOOD CINEMAS 6
JERSEY CITY – HUDSON CINEMA 7
NEWARK – CITY PLEX 12 NEWARK
NORTH BERGEN – COLUMBIA PARK 12
OCEAN TOWNSHIP – MIDDLEBROOK CINEMA 10
PATERSON – FABIAN 8 CINEMA
New Mexico
DEMING – STARMAX DEMING
Nevada
MESQUITE – MESQUITE STADIUM 6
MINDEN – IRONWOOD STADIUM CINEMA 8
New York
AUBURN – MOVIEPLEX 10
CANANDAIGUA – MOVIETIME CINEMAS 10
CANTON – AMERICAN 5
CORTLAND – CORTLAND PLAZA THEATRE
DUNKIRK – MOVIEPLEX 59 DUNKIRK CIN
FLUSHING – MAIN STREET SIX
HUDSON – MOVIEPLEX 8
KEW GARDENS – KEW GARDENS CINEMA
MASSENA – MASSENA MOVIEPLEX 8
MASTIC – ISLAND CINEMAS
MERRICK – MERRICK CINEMAS
NEW WINDSOR - NEW WINDSOR 12
NEW YORK – QUAD CINEMA 4
NEW YORK – CINEMA VILLAGE
PAINTED POST – CRYSTAL CINEMA 8
SAUGERTIES – ORPHEUM TRIPLES
SUNNYSIDE – CENTER FIVEPLEX
YONKERS – ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE YONKERS
Ohio
CINCINNATI – ESQUIRE 6
CLEVELAND – TOWER CITY 10
COLUMBUS - GATEWAY THEATRE 7
COLUMBUS – GRANDVIEW THEATRE
NELSONVILLE - MOVIES 10
Oklahoma
ALTUS – HERITAGE PARK 7
CHICKASHA – VALLEY VIEW CINEMA 6
JENKS – RIVERWALK MOVIES 8
TULSA – CIRCLE
WEATHERFORD – SHOWEST 4
Oregon
BEAVERTON – CINETOPIA PROGRESS RIDGE 14
CORVALLIS – DARKSIDE CINEMA 4
EUGENE – BIJOU ART CINEMAS 2
PORTLAND – HOLLYWOOD THEATRE 3
Pennsylvania
CORAOPOLIS – DEPENDABLE D/I (4)
EAST STROUDSBURG – POCONO COMMUNITY THEATER
ELIZABETHTOWN – MOVIE TOWN CINEMAS 8
JOHNSTOWN – RICHLAND CINEMAS
LEHIGHTON – MAHONING VALLEY CINEMAS 8
LEWISTOWN – MILLER 6 CINEMAS
MARSHALLS CREEK – POCONO MOVIEPLEX
MATAMORAS – MAJESTIC CINEMAS 7
PITTSBURGH – SOUTHSIDE WORKS 10 – PITTSBURGH
Rhode Island
PROVIDENCE – CABLE CAR CINEMA
South Carolina
CHARLESTON – TERRACE THEATRE 4
COLUMBIA – NICKELODEON THEATRE
LANCASTER – CROWN 2
Tennessee
ESTILL SPRINGS – MONTANA D/I 3
FRANKLIN – FRANKLIN THEATRE
MURFREESBORO – PREMIERE 6
NASHVILLE – BELCOURT THEATRE 2
Texas
ABILENE – TOWN & COUNTRY D/I 2
AUSTIN – ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE LAKELINE
AUSTIN – ALAMO RITZ THEATRE 2
AUSTIN – ALAMO S LAMAR 9
AUSTIN – ALAMO SLAUGHTER LANE 8
CARROLLTON – VENETIAN 8 BAR & GRILL
CONROE – PINE HOLLOW 6
DALLAS – LOOK CINEMAS DALLAS
DALLAS – TEXAS THEATRE
ENNIS – GALAXY D/I 5
GAINESVILLE – D-MAX 6
GAINESVILLE – D-MAX 6
HOUSTON – ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE VINTAGE PARK 7
KATY – ALAMO MASON PARK 7
LUBBOCK – ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE LUBBOCK 8
MISSOURI CITY – STAR CINEMA GRILL
MT PLEASANT – MT PLEASANT SOUTHSIDE 6
NEW BRAUNFELS – MARKETPLACE CINEMA 12
PORTLAND – NORTH SHORE CINEMA 8
RICHARDSON – ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE RICHARDSON
SAN ANTONIO – RIALTO BISTRO 9
SAN ANTONIO – ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE 6 STONE OAKS
SAN ANTONIO – ALAMO PARK NORTH 8
SAN ANTONIO – ALAMO WESTLAKES 9 DRAFTHOUSE CINEMA
SAN ANTONIO – CITY BASE 12
SAN ANTONIO – MAYAN PALACE 13
TOMBALL – SILVERADO 19 W/IMAX
WEBSTER – STAR CINEMA 6
Utah
CEDAR CITY – HISTORIC CEDAR THEATRE
OGDEN – MOVIEGRILLE
PARK CITY – LIBRARY/ATTN:FILM SERIES
PERRY – WALKER CINEMA EIGHT
SALT LAKE CITY – BREWVIES CINEMA & PUB 2
SOUTH JORDAN – MEGAPLEX AT DISTRICT 20 IMAX
ST GEORGE – MAIN STREET CINEMA 6
Virginia
ABINGDON – 21ST CENTURY CINEMAS 12
ASHBURN – ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE CINEMA – ONE LOUDOUN
FARMVILLE – SUNCHASE CINEMA 8
HAYES – YORK RIVER CROSSING CINEMA
MANASSAS – MANASSAS 4 CINEMAS
MARTINSVILLE – HOLLYWOOD CINEMA
NORTON – CINEMA CITY STADIUM 9
Washington
BAINBRIDGE ISLAND – BAINBRIDGE CINEMAS 5
BREMERTON – OLYMPIC CINEMAS
ELLENSBURG – GRAND MERIDIAN
OAK HARBOR – PLAZA THREE CINEMAS
STANWOOD – STANWOOD CINEMAS 5
VANCOUVER – CINETOPIA 8
VANCOUVER – CINETOPIA VANCOUVER MALL 23 14
YELM – YELM CINEMAS 8
SEATTLE – ARK LODGE CINEMAS
TACOMA – GRAND TACOMA 4
Wisconsin
ASHLAND – BAY 6 THEATRE
BELOIT – BELOIT LUXURY 10
EAGLE RIVER – VILAS CINEMAS 4
FOND DU LAC – FOND DU LAC THEATRE (8)
HARTFORD – HARTFORD CINEMAS 6
HAYWARD – HAYWARD CINEMA 4
JANESVILLE – MOVIES 16 THEATRE
NEW LONDON – GRAND THEATRE 4
PLATTEVILLE – MILLENNIUM 6 CINEMA
SHAWANO – SHAWANO THEATRES 4
SPARTA – SPARTA CINEMA 6
STURGEON BAY – STURGEON BAY CINEMAS 6
West Virginia
ELKINS – ELKINS CINEMA 8
FAIRMONT – TYGART VALLEY SEVEN
JACKSON – JACKSON HOLE CINEMA 2
RAWLINS – THE MOVIES 3
RIVERTON – GEM THEATRES
Opening New Year's Day
California
LEMOORE – STADIUM CINEMAS LEMOORE STADIUM CINEMAS
MODESTO – STATE THEATRE
NORTH HOLLYWOOD – LAEMMLE'S NOHO 7
OAKLAND – NEW PARKWAY TWIN
PASO ROBLES – PARK CINEMAS 9
Colorado
DENVER – DENVER FILMCENTER/COLFAX
FT COLLINS – LYRIC CINEMA CAFE
Georgia
ATHENS – CINE 2
Idaho
KETCHUM – THE MAGIC LANTERN 6
Kentucky
PADUCAH – MAIDEN ALLEY CINEMA
Michigan
CANTON – EMAGINE 18
FARMINGTON HILLS – WEST RIVER 9
HOWELL – HISTORIC HOWELL THEATER
Missouri
COLUMBIA – RAGTAG CINEMA
SPRINGFIELD – MOXIE CINEMA
New Jersey
PISCATAWAY – RUTGERS CINEMA
New Mexico
CARLSBAD – FIESTA D/I 3 (INTERM.)
New York
DEPEW – FLIX THEATRE 10
LAKEWOOD – LAKEWOOD CINEMA 8
South Dakota
RAPID CITY – ELKS THEATRE $
Texas
SHERMAN – MOVIES FIVE (MIDWAY MALL)
Vermont
MORRISVILLE – BIJOU FOUR
SOUTH BURLINGTON – PALACE 9
Opening Jan. 2
Arkansas
HARDY – HIGHLAND 2 CINEMA
MOUNTAIN – HOME BAXTER CINEMA 5
California
OAKHURST – MET CINEMA 5
Colorado
FRASER – THE FOUNDRY CINEMA & BOWL
Florida
TAMPA – TAMPA PITCHER SHOW
VERO BEACH – MAJESTIC 11
WEST MELBOURNE - CINEMA WORLD 16
Iowa
DUBUQUE – MINDFRAME 6 THEATRE
Illinois
CHAMPAIGN – ART THEATRE
JACKSONVILLE – ILLINOIS 5
Kentucky
CORBIN – TRI-COUNTY CINEPLEX 8
MURRAY – CHERI 7
Massachussetts
FITCHBURG – CINEMA WORLD TEN
GARDNER – GARDNER CINEMA 8
GREENFIELD – GREENFIELD GARDEN CINEMAS
LEOMINSTER – CINEMA 10
SOMERVILLE – SOMERVILLE THEATRE 5
SOUTH DENNIS – ENT CINEMA SOUTH DENNIS CINEMA 10
SPRINGFIELD – SPRINGFIELD PLAZA 16
Maryland
GAITHERSBURG – KENTLANDS STADIUM 10
Michigan
DETROIT – CINEMA DETROIT
Minnesota
ALEXANDRIA - MIDWAY MALL 9 CINEMAS
North Carolina
EDEN – KINGSWAY CINEMA 4
FRANKLIN – RUBY CINEMA 4
HENDERSON – MARKET PLACE SQUARE 6
Nebraska
SCOTTSBLUFF – MIDWEST THEATRE
New Hampshire
LEBANON – LEBANON CINEMAS SIX
Nevada
LAUGHLIN – RIVERSIDE THEATRES 6
LAUGHLIN – RIVERSIDE CINEMAS
New York
BROOKLYN – WILLIAMSBURG CINEMA
CARMEL – MOVIEPLEX 8
DOUGLASTON – MOVIEWORLD CINEMAS
NEWBURGH – SHOWTIME CINEMAS
Ohio
AMELIA – PIERCE POINT CINEMA 10
CHILLICOTHE – DANBARRY CHILLICOTHE 10
ELYRIA – ATLAS CINEMAS MIDWAY MALL 8
MENTOR – GREAT LAKES STADIUM 16
MIDDLETOWN – DANBARRY CINEMAS 10
Oklahoma
IDABEL – MCCURTAIN CINEMA 5
OKMULGEE – ORPHEUM 2
Oregon
DALLAS – FOX THEATRE
FOREST GROVE – FOREST THEATRE
Pennsylvania
HONESDALE - HONESDALE CINEMA 6
WEST HAZELTON – CINEMA & DRAFTHOUSE
Rhode Island
LINCOLN – CINEMAWORLD LINCOLN MALL 16
South Dakota
SPEARFISH – NORTHERN HILLS SIX
Tennessee
PARIS – PARISIAN CINEMA 6
SAVANNAH – SOUTHGATE CINEMA 6
Texas
BONHAM – MAJESTIC 6
GREENVILLE – MAJESTIC 12
TYLER – TIMES SQUARE CINEMA 6
VERNON – PLAZA 2
Virginia
LURAY – PAGE THEATRE 7
West Virginia
CHARLESTON – PARK PLACE CINEMA 11
LOGAN – FOUNTAIN PLACE CINEMA 8
Wyoming
CASPER – FOX III THEATRE
CHEYENNE – LINCOLN THEATRE $
GILLETTE – FOOTHILLS SIX CINEMA
ROCK SPRINGS – STAR STADIUM 10
SHERIDAN – CENTENNIAL SIX
Texas
ALVIN – WELLBORNE CINEMAS
North Carolina
FAYETTEVILLE – CAMEO ART HOUSE
California
NEWPORT BEACH – LIDO
ANAHEIM – ULTRASTAR GARDENWALK
Washington
OAK HARBOR – BLUE FOX D/I
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