Every Movie Theater Showing The Interview on Christmas Day and After

The Interview, a movie in which two secondary characters from short-lived television classic Freaks and Geeks conspire with the U.S. government to assassinate a sitting head of state, has been through some shit. At last, though, it will be shown. And here are the theaters that will show it, broken down by state.

The following list, released by Sony Pictures, should be the definitive rundown of where you can do your patriotic cinematic duty tomorrow. Or you could just wait until it shows up on Crackle?

Opening on Christmas Day

Alabama

ANDALUSIA – CLARK THEATRE 3

BIRMINGHAM – EDGE 12

BOAZ – BOAZ CINEMA 9

ENTERPRISE – CLARK CINEMA 1 & 2

FORT PAYNE – FORT PAYNE CINEMAS 6

GREENVILLE – EDGE CINEMA 8

HUNTSVILLE – MADISON SQUARE STADIUM 8

TROY – CONTINENTAL CINEMA 6

Arkansas

CABOT – SILVER SCREEN CINEMAS 8

EL DORADO – STARS CINEMA 6

HOT SPRINGS – BEHIND THE MALL CINEMA 5

LITTLE ROCK – RIVERDALE 10

SEARCY – CINEMA 8

Arizona

LAKE HAVASU – LAKE HAVASU CINEMA 10

MARICOPA – AK-CHIN 12

PAYSON – SAWMILL THEATRES

SCOTTSDALE – ULTRALUXE SCOTTSDALE PAVILLIONS 11

SHOW LOW – WME THEATRE

SIERRA VISTA – UPTOWN 3 THEATRE

TEMPE – VALLEY ART

TUCSON – LOFT CINEMA 2

California

AGOURA HILLS – AGOURA HILLS EIGHT

ANGELS CAMP – ANGEL CINEMA SIX

AVENAL - AVENAL THEATRE

AZUSA – FOOTHILL MALL TEN

BAKERSFIELD – MAYA BAKERSFIELD 16 CINEMAS

BAKERSFIELD – EASTHILLS MALL 10

BARSTOW – BARSTOW STATION 6

BERKELEY – ELMWOOD 3 THEATRES

CATHEDRAL CITY – MARY PICKFORD THEATRE

CITY OF COMMERCE – REGENCY COMMERCE 14

FAIRFAX – FAIRFAX 6 THEATRES

FOLSOM – PALLADIO 16 CINEMAS

FONTANA – FONTANA EIGHT CINEMA

FORTUNA – FORTUNA 6

GARDEN GROVE – 4 STAR CINEMAS

GRANADA HILLS – GRANADA HILLS 9

HESPERIA – CIVIC PLAZA 12

LANCASTER – BLVD CINEMAS 3

LIVERMORE – LIVERMORE CINEMAS

LOS ANGELES - LOS FELIZ 3

MARTINEZ – CONTRA COSTA CINEMAS 8

MONTEREY – OSIO PLAZA THEATRE 6

MORGAN HILL – TENNANT STATION STADIUM CINEMAS

PALM DESERT – CINEMAS PALME D'OR

PALM SPRINGS – CAMELOT 3

PERRIS – PERRIS PLAZA 10

PETALUMA – BOULEVARD CINEMAS 14

PITTSBURG – MAYA CENTURY PLAZA 16

RED BLUFF – PRIME CINEMA 6

RIVERSIDE – UNIVERSITY VILLAGE CINEMAS

RIVERSIDE – JURUPA STADIUM 14

RIVERSIDE – MISSION GROVE 18

SALINAS – MAYA SALINAS 14

SAN BERNARDINO – STERLING CINEMA 6

SAN JOSE – ALMADEN SEVEN

SAN JOSE - CAMERA THREE CINEMAS

SANTA BARBARA - ARLINGTON

SANTA CRUZ – DEL MAR THEATRE 3

SANTA PAULA – SANTA PAULA SEVEN

SCOTTS VALLEY – SCOTTS VALLEY 10 CINEMA

SEBASTOPOL – SEBASTOPOL CINEMAS 9

SONOMA – SONOMA CINEMA 9

THOUSAND OAKS – JANSS MARKETPLACE 9

VAN NUYS – PLANT 16

WESTMINSTER – REGENCY WESTMINSTER 10

WESTWOOD – CREST

Colorado

LITTLETON – ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE LITTLETON 7

Connecticut

HARTFORD – SPOTLIGHT THEATRES FRONT STREET STADIUM

WATERBURY - APPLE CINEMAS WATERBURY 10

Washington, DC

WASHINGTON - WEST END CINEMA

WASHINGTON - ANGELIKA POP-UP

Delaware

MIDDLETOWN - WESTOWN MOVIES

REHOBOTH BEACH – MOVIES AT MIDWAY 14

WILMINGTON – PENN CINEMA RIVERFRONT IMAX 15

Florida

BONITA SPRINGS – PRADO STADIUM 12

FT LAUDERDALE – T-BIRD D/I 14

FT MYERS – EDISON PARK 8

JACKSONVILLE – SUN-RAY 5 POINTS 1

KEY WEST – TROPIC 4 CINEMA

LAKE WORTH – LAKE WORTH D/I 2

ORLANDO – TOUCHSTAR CINEMAS SOUTHCHASE 7

PALM BAY – NOVA CINEMAS OF PALM BAY

SHREVEPORT – ROBINSON CENTER

TAMPA – FUNLAN D/I 4

TITUSVILLE – SATELLITE CINEMA 10

GULF BREEZE - TREEHOUSE CINEMA

Georgia

ATLANTA – PLAZA 2

CORDELE – CORDELE STADIUM 5 CINEMAS

GREENSBORO – PARKSIDE MAIN STADIUM 8

POOLER – ROYAL 13 W IMAX

ROSWELL – AURORA CINEPLEX 10

SAVANNAH – EISENHOWER CINEMA 6

Iowa

CEDAR RAPIDS – CEDAR RAPIDS GALAXY 16 CINE

Idaho

MERIDIAN – VILLAGE CINEMA

PONDERAY – BONNER MALL CINEMAS 6

TWIN FALLS – MAGIC VALLEY CINEMA 13

Illinois

ARLINGTON HEIGHTS - ARLINGTON HEIGHTS

BLOOMINGTON - BLOOMINGTON GALAXY 14 CINE

BUFFALO GROVE - BUFFALO GROVE THEATRE 5

O'FALLON – O FALLON 15 CINE

OTTAWA – ROXY CINEMAS 6

PEORIA – WILLOW KNOLLS 14

PEORIA – REYNOLDS LANDMARK 10

SAVOY – SAVOY 16

WOODRIDGE – HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD 10

Indiana

COLUMBIA CITY – BONES THEATRE 4

GREENDALE - GREENDALE CINEMA 10

GREENSBURG – WOLF 10 THEATRES

INDIANAPOLIS - GEORGETOWN 14

JASPER – JASPER 8

PORTAGE – PORTAGE 16 IMAX

Kansas

OVERLAND PARK – CINETOPIA 17

Kentucky

GEORGETOWN – THEATRES OF GEORGETOWN 7

LOUISVILLE - VILLAGE 8 THEATRE

PIKEVILLE - RIVERFILL CINEMAS 10

Louisiana

CHALMETTE – CHALMETTE CINEMA 6

LA PLACE – HOLLYWOOD CINEMAS 7

Massachusetts

CAMBRIDGE – APPLE CINEMAS

DANVERS - HOLLYWOOD HITS

NORTH ATTLEBORO – CINEMA PUB

SALISBURY – CINEMA 95

Maryland

BALTIMORE – EASTPOINT MOVIES 10

BRANDYWINE – XSCAPE 14 AT BRANDYWINE

HAGERSTOWN – LEITERSBURG CINEMAS

Maine

BANGOR – HOLLYWOOD CINEMAS

CARIBOU – CARIBOU CINEMA FOUR

Michigan

ANN ARBOR – QUALITY 16

ANN ARBOR – STATE THEATRE

IRONWOOD – CLOVERLAND 4 CINEMA

KALAMAZOO – ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE KALAMAZOO

TRAVERSE CITY - BIJOU BY THE BAY

WAYNE STATE – WAYNE THEATRE 4

Minnesota

CAMBRIDGE - CAMBRIDGE 5 CINEMAS

CLOQUET – PREMIERE THEATRE 6

COLD SPRING - QUARRY COLD SPRING 5 CINEMA

FAIRMONT - FAIRMONT 5

INT'L FALLS – CINE 5 THEATRE

MINNEAPOLIS - ST ANTHONY 5

NORTH BRANCH - NORTH BRANCH CINEMA 7

ONAMIA – GRAND MAKWA 4 CINEMA

ROCHESTER - ROCHESTER GALAXY 14 CINE

SAUK CENTRE – MAIN STREET CINEMA 6

Missouri

ARNOLD – ARNOLD 14 CINE

BLUE SPRINGS – BLUE SPRINGS EIGHT

CAPE GIRARDEAU – CAPE WEST 14 CINE

CHESTERFIELD – CHESTERFIELD GALAXY 14 CINE

INDEPENDENCE - PHARAOH CINEMA 4

KANSAS CITY – ALAMO MAIN STREET 6

NORTH KANSAS CITY – SCREENLAND ARMOUR

ST LOUIS – CHASE PARK PLAZA CINEMAS 5

ST LOUIS (CLAYTON) – GALLERIA 6

ST LOUIS (DES PERS) – DES PERES 14

WARRENTON - WARRENTON 8 CINEMAS

WEST PLAINS – GLASS SWORD CINEMA SIX

Montana

HAMILTON – PHARAOHPLEX 6

North Carolina

DURHAM – NORTHGATE STADIUM 10

NEW BERN – NEUSE THEATRE

ROXBORO – PALACE POINTE 8

SMITHFIELD – SMITHFIELD 10

SYLVA – QUIN THEATRE 4

GREENSBORO - CAROUSEL CINEMAS 15

North Dakota

FARGO – FARGO THEATRE 2

WILLISTON - GRAND THEATRE 6

New Hampshire

KEENE – KEENE CINEMAS

New Jersey

CLIFTON – ALLWOOD CINEMAS 6

JERSEY CITY – HUDSON CINEMA 7

NEWARK – CITY PLEX 12 NEWARK

NORTH BERGEN – COLUMBIA PARK 12

OCEAN TOWNSHIP – MIDDLEBROOK CINEMA 10

PATERSON – FABIAN 8 CINEMA

New Mexico

DEMING – STARMAX DEMING

Nevada

MESQUITE – MESQUITE STADIUM 6

MINDEN – IRONWOOD STADIUM CINEMA 8

New York

AUBURN – MOVIEPLEX 10

CANANDAIGUA – MOVIETIME CINEMAS 10

CANTON – AMERICAN 5

CORTLAND – CORTLAND PLAZA THEATRE

DUNKIRK – MOVIEPLEX 59 DUNKIRK CIN

FLUSHING – MAIN STREET SIX

HUDSON – MOVIEPLEX 8

KEW GARDENS – KEW GARDENS CINEMA

MASSENA – MASSENA MOVIEPLEX 8

MASTIC – ISLAND CINEMAS

MERRICK – MERRICK CINEMAS

NEW WINDSOR - NEW WINDSOR 12

NEW YORK – QUAD CINEMA 4

NEW YORK – CINEMA VILLAGE

PAINTED POST – CRYSTAL CINEMA 8

SAUGERTIES – ORPHEUM TRIPLES

SUNNYSIDE – CENTER FIVEPLEX

YONKERS – ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE YONKERS

Ohio

CINCINNATI – ESQUIRE 6

CLEVELAND – TOWER CITY 10

COLUMBUS - GATEWAY THEATRE 7

COLUMBUS – GRANDVIEW THEATRE

NELSONVILLE - MOVIES 10

Oklahoma

ALTUS – HERITAGE PARK 7

CHICKASHA – VALLEY VIEW CINEMA 6

JENKS – RIVERWALK MOVIES 8

TULSA – CIRCLE

WEATHERFORD – SHOWEST 4

Oregon

BEAVERTON – CINETOPIA PROGRESS RIDGE 14

CORVALLIS – DARKSIDE CINEMA 4

EUGENE – BIJOU ART CINEMAS 2

PORTLAND – HOLLYWOOD THEATRE 3

Pennsylvania

CORAOPOLIS – DEPENDABLE D/I (4)

EAST STROUDSBURG – POCONO COMMUNITY THEATER

ELIZABETHTOWN – MOVIE TOWN CINEMAS 8

JOHNSTOWN – RICHLAND CINEMAS

LEHIGHTON – MAHONING VALLEY CINEMAS 8

LEWISTOWN – MILLER 6 CINEMAS

MARSHALLS CREEK – POCONO MOVIEPLEX

MATAMORAS – MAJESTIC CINEMAS 7

PITTSBURGH – SOUTHSIDE WORKS 10 – PITTSBURGH

Rhode Island

PROVIDENCE – CABLE CAR CINEMA

South Carolina

CHARLESTON – TERRACE THEATRE 4

COLUMBIA – NICKELODEON THEATRE

LANCASTER – CROWN 2

Tennessee

ESTILL SPRINGS – MONTANA D/I 3

FRANKLIN – FRANKLIN THEATRE

MURFREESBORO – PREMIERE 6

NASHVILLE – BELCOURT THEATRE 2

Texas

ABILENE – TOWN & COUNTRY D/I 2

AUSTIN – ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE LAKELINE

AUSTIN – ALAMO RITZ THEATRE 2

AUSTIN – ALAMO S LAMAR 9

AUSTIN – ALAMO SLAUGHTER LANE 8

CARROLLTON – VENETIAN 8 BAR & GRILL

CONROE – PINE HOLLOW 6

DALLAS – LOOK CINEMAS DALLAS

DALLAS – TEXAS THEATRE

ENNIS – GALAXY D/I 5

GAINESVILLE – D-MAX 6

GAINESVILLE – D-MAX 6

HOUSTON – ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE VINTAGE PARK 7

KATY – ALAMO MASON PARK 7

LUBBOCK – ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE LUBBOCK 8

MISSOURI CITY – STAR CINEMA GRILL

MT PLEASANT – MT PLEASANT SOUTHSIDE 6

NEW BRAUNFELS – MARKETPLACE CINEMA 12

PORTLAND – NORTH SHORE CINEMA 8

RICHARDSON – ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE RICHARDSON

SAN ANTONIO – RIALTO BISTRO 9

SAN ANTONIO – ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE 6 STONE OAKS

SAN ANTONIO – ALAMO PARK NORTH 8

SAN ANTONIO – ALAMO WESTLAKES 9 DRAFTHOUSE CINEMA

SAN ANTONIO – CITY BASE 12

SAN ANTONIO – MAYAN PALACE 13

TOMBALL – SILVERADO 19 W/IMAX

WEBSTER – STAR CINEMA 6

Utah

CEDAR CITY – HISTORIC CEDAR THEATRE

OGDEN – MOVIEGRILLE

PARK CITY – LIBRARY/ATTN:FILM SERIES

PERRY – WALKER CINEMA EIGHT

SALT LAKE CITY – BREWVIES CINEMA & PUB 2

SOUTH JORDAN – MEGAPLEX AT DISTRICT 20 IMAX

ST GEORGE – MAIN STREET CINEMA 6

Virginia

ABINGDON – 21ST CENTURY CINEMAS 12

ASHBURN – ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE CINEMA – ONE LOUDOUN

FARMVILLE – SUNCHASE CINEMA 8

HAYES – YORK RIVER CROSSING CINEMA

MANASSAS – MANASSAS 4 CINEMAS

MARTINSVILLE – HOLLYWOOD CINEMA

NORTON – CINEMA CITY STADIUM 9

Washington

BAINBRIDGE ISLAND – BAINBRIDGE CINEMAS 5

BREMERTON – OLYMPIC CINEMAS

ELLENSBURG – GRAND MERIDIAN

OAK HARBOR – PLAZA THREE CINEMAS

STANWOOD – STANWOOD CINEMAS 5

VANCOUVER – CINETOPIA 8

VANCOUVER – CINETOPIA VANCOUVER MALL 23 14

YELM – YELM CINEMAS 8

SEATTLE – ARK LODGE CINEMAS

TACOMA – GRAND TACOMA 4

Wisconsin

ASHLAND – BAY 6 THEATRE

BELOIT – BELOIT LUXURY 10

EAGLE RIVER – VILAS CINEMAS 4

FOND DU LAC – FOND DU LAC THEATRE (8)

HARTFORD – HARTFORD CINEMAS 6

HAYWARD – HAYWARD CINEMA 4

JANESVILLE – MOVIES 16 THEATRE

NEW LONDON – GRAND THEATRE 4

PLATTEVILLE – MILLENNIUM 6 CINEMA

SHAWANO – SHAWANO THEATRES 4

SPARTA – SPARTA CINEMA 6

STURGEON BAY – STURGEON BAY CINEMAS 6

West Virginia

ELKINS – ELKINS CINEMA 8

FAIRMONT – TYGART VALLEY SEVEN

JACKSON – JACKSON HOLE CINEMA 2

RAWLINS – THE MOVIES 3

RIVERTON – GEM THEATRES

Opening New Year's Day

California

LEMOORE – STADIUM CINEMAS LEMOORE STADIUM CINEMAS

MODESTO – STATE THEATRE

NORTH HOLLYWOOD – LAEMMLE'S NOHO 7

OAKLAND – NEW PARKWAY TWIN

PASO ROBLES – PARK CINEMAS 9

Colorado

DENVER – DENVER FILMCENTER/COLFAX

FT COLLINS – LYRIC CINEMA CAFE

Georgia

ATHENS – CINE 2

Idaho

KETCHUM – THE MAGIC LANTERN 6

Kentucky

PADUCAH – MAIDEN ALLEY CINEMA

Michigan

CANTON – EMAGINE 18

FARMINGTON HILLS – WEST RIVER 9

HOWELL – HISTORIC HOWELL THEATER

Missouri

COLUMBIA – RAGTAG CINEMA

SPRINGFIELD – MOXIE CINEMA

New Jersey

PISCATAWAY – RUTGERS CINEMA

New Mexico

CARLSBAD – FIESTA D/I 3 (INTERM.)

New York

DEPEW – FLIX THEATRE 10

LAKEWOOD – LAKEWOOD CINEMA 8

South Dakota

RAPID CITY – ELKS THEATRE $

Texas

SHERMAN – MOVIES FIVE (MIDWAY MALL)

Vermont

MORRISVILLE – BIJOU FOUR

SOUTH BURLINGTON – PALACE 9

Opening Jan. 2

Arkansas

HARDY – HIGHLAND 2 CINEMA

MOUNTAIN – HOME BAXTER CINEMA 5

California

OAKHURST – MET CINEMA 5

Colorado

FRASER – THE FOUNDRY CINEMA & BOWL

Florida

TAMPA – TAMPA PITCHER SHOW

VERO BEACH – MAJESTIC 11

WEST MELBOURNE - CINEMA WORLD 16

Iowa

DUBUQUE – MINDFRAME 6 THEATRE

Illinois

CHAMPAIGN – ART THEATRE

JACKSONVILLE – ILLINOIS 5

Kentucky

CORBIN – TRI-COUNTY CINEPLEX 8

MURRAY – CHERI 7

Massachussetts

FITCHBURG – CINEMA WORLD TEN

GARDNER – GARDNER CINEMA 8

GREENFIELD – GREENFIELD GARDEN CINEMAS

LEOMINSTER – CINEMA 10

SOMERVILLE – SOMERVILLE THEATRE 5

SOUTH DENNIS – ENT CINEMA SOUTH DENNIS CINEMA 10

SPRINGFIELD – SPRINGFIELD PLAZA 16

Maryland

GAITHERSBURG – KENTLANDS STADIUM 10

Michigan

DETROIT – CINEMA DETROIT

Minnesota

ALEXANDRIA - MIDWAY MALL 9 CINEMAS

North Carolina

EDEN – KINGSWAY CINEMA 4

FRANKLIN – RUBY CINEMA 4

HENDERSON – MARKET PLACE SQUARE 6

Nebraska

SCOTTSBLUFF – MIDWEST THEATRE

New Hampshire

LEBANON – LEBANON CINEMAS SIX

Nevada

LAUGHLIN – RIVERSIDE THEATRES 6

LAUGHLIN – RIVERSIDE CINEMAS

New York

BROOKLYN – WILLIAMSBURG CINEMA

CARMEL – MOVIEPLEX 8

DOUGLASTON – MOVIEWORLD CINEMAS

NEWBURGH – SHOWTIME CINEMAS

Ohio

AMELIA – PIERCE POINT CINEMA 10

CHILLICOTHE – DANBARRY CHILLICOTHE 10

ELYRIA – ATLAS CINEMAS MIDWAY MALL 8

MENTOR – GREAT LAKES STADIUM 16

MIDDLETOWN – DANBARRY CINEMAS 10

Oklahoma

IDABEL – MCCURTAIN CINEMA 5

OKMULGEE – ORPHEUM 2

Oregon

DALLAS – FOX THEATRE

FOREST GROVE – FOREST THEATRE

Pennsylvania

HONESDALE - HONESDALE CINEMA 6

WEST HAZELTON – CINEMA & DRAFTHOUSE

Rhode Island

LINCOLN – CINEMAWORLD LINCOLN MALL 16

South Dakota

SPEARFISH – NORTHERN HILLS SIX

Tennessee

PARIS – PARISIAN CINEMA 6

SAVANNAH – SOUTHGATE CINEMA 6

Texas

BONHAM – MAJESTIC 6

GREENVILLE – MAJESTIC 12

TYLER – TIMES SQUARE CINEMA 6

VERNON – PLAZA 2

Virginia

LURAY – PAGE THEATRE 7

West Virginia

CHARLESTON – PARK PLACE CINEMA 11

LOGAN – FOUNTAIN PLACE CINEMA 8

Wyoming

CASPER – FOX III THEATRE

CHEYENNE – LINCOLN THEATRE $

GILLETTE – FOOTHILLS SIX CINEMA

ROCK SPRINGS – STAR STADIUM 10

SHERIDAN – CENTENNIAL SIX

Texas

ALVIN – WELLBORNE CINEMAS

North Carolina

FAYETTEVILLE – CAMEO ART HOUSE

California

NEWPORT BEACH – LIDO

ANAHEIM – ULTRASTAR GARDENWALK

Washington

OAK HARBOR – BLUE FOX D/I