I got my hands all over the first Optimus Mini Keyboard—you remember, that one with screens inside each button. Here's the first video of the little fella in action. I set the buttons up to show world time, control firefox and WMP. Then I set it up as a slot machine. Jackpot! The hardware is a little bigger than what I expected, and it's kind of expensive at $160. But there's really nothing else out there like it. Who are we to argue with your keyboard fetishes.
How am I supposed to know the current DEFCON status with a 3-button? Lets get that 5 button out there so I can take us to DEFCON 5!