Tired of visiting grandma to check on her dementia? Buy her an Exmocare watch! It can keep an eye on granny for you by monitoring pulse, heart rate, and up to 10 emotions, including relaxed, agitated, and "BINGO!". That data can be transmitted remotely to "caretaker" via PC, or GSM bluetooth-enabled cellie. Friends and family can get alerts by email, SMS, or IM. But it won't call 911, so it's perfect for spoiled brats itching for up to the minute updates to their inheritance.
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