If you think those MacBooks the fanboys are incessantly fawning over are a bit too namby-pamby for you, join us in ogling the Falcon Northwest Fragbook DRX, a 17-incher that can legitimately lay claim to the term "desktop replacement."
This one is crammed with serious componentry and comes in kick-ass colors and styles, but its price is enough to deflate your boner right quick-like. Revel with us in this techno-lust gallery, and then click to the next page to see the impressive spec list and scary price.
• Intel Core 2 Duo Extreme X6800 2.93 GHz CPU
• 4GB 800 MHz (2×2048) RAM
• 17″ 1920×1200 px LCD
• 100 GB 7200RPM HDD
• 2x 160 GB 5400 RPM HDD
• 8x DL DVD +-RW Drive
• 2x NVidia GeForce 7950GTX Go 512 MB Graphics
• 80211N Wireless LAN
• DRX TV Tuner
Whoa! Now the clincher: Start working the OT, guys, because this one's cashing out at $7687.