What? You didn’t think your own face could be made into a set of speakers. What makes you think birds dripping in black crystals couldn’t? You clearly have no taste.
https://gizmodo.com/buy-the-man-who-has-everything-speakers-in-the-shape-of-5817366
The chicBuds Fauvette Bird is a portable 3-inch 2-watt speaker with a battery life of four hours. It’ll be available this September for $35-$40. Too bad you think you’re too go for it. [chicBuds]