If combining flashlights with a pair of slippers is wrong, we don't want to be right. Instead of waking up your spouse by accidentally kicking the cat, these weight-activated slippers let you silently glide to the can, the fridge, or wherever you're going at three in the morning.
The only downsides are that it costs $69, and take replaceable, not rechargeable, lithium batteries.
Product Page [Bim Bam Banana via Crunchgear]