Ok, so the picture on the box might lead you to believe this is some sort of pervy Japanese gadget, but take our word for it—it's not. Instead it's the creepiest. Basically Free Q is the "world's first wireless electrical nerve stimulator." Strap on those octopus-like suction cups throughout your body and relax as they shoot out an electrical frequency that helps tone and elongate your muscles.

So what do the suction cups look like...take a look for yourself.

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