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These are the KS003 sunglasses from Evergreen. They have an MP3 player built in, but that is no excuse for making glasses this ugly. Unlike, say, the Oakley Thump 2, these have wires built into the earbuds so they hang down like bad Counting Crows dreads. The sunglasses only have 256MB and play MP3 and WMA files, but a built-in microphone allows voice recording which is a nice feature (depending on how well that microphone works, though). A two-hour charge keeps these babies goin' for 8 hours...if you want to wear them that long. They're out now and go for $110.

Evergreen KS003 Sunglasses with MP3 Player [New Launches]