Furry Wampa Rug Is Essential for Making Hoth Love

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If you think the Tauntaun sleeping bag was pretty hard to beat, you are wrong. Play some Barry White, get naked, and jump onto this furry Wampa Rug. You will make your significant other and polar bears worldwide very happy.

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The 62 x 30-inch rug is made of synthetic fur and has a non-slip backing. $100 will get you months of sexual innuendo (cost of the strippers and jam not included). [Thinkgeek]

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themightyspitz
themightyspitz

This makes no sense. Leia never wore Slave gear until Return of the Jedi. Unless the crew headed back to Hoth before going to rescue Han from Jabba...