George Takei reading 50 Shades of Gray is the sexiest thing you'll hear all day

I suppose watching a beloved Star Trek actor reading aloud from a legally obtainable book is technically safe for work, but I wouldn't necessarily watch this clip with your sound turned all the way up. I've seen hardcore pornography that was less phenomenally sexual than hearing George Takei read aloud from the ex-erotic Twilight fan fic and bestseller 50 Shades of Gray. I don't even like the books and I still had to change my underpants after this video ended.


[Via The Mary Sue]



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