Click to viewThere are moments in which, for whatever reason, being it a scientific discovery, a voyage into the unknown, or somebody's excessive alcohol intake, humanity advances one step forward into its destiny, a final state of clarity and peace that will take us all to the stars. This moment complies with the three reasons. Ah, you Ms. Spinning Blonde in Jeans you. We love you.
"Dude, I swear I'm not an escalator! Do I look like an escalator to you? Now stick your toes right here!"
All of this escalator fear mongering is just retarded. On a percentage basis, I'm sure escalators are just as safe as cars and planes. Go back to your padded room.