It’s been a while since we checked in on the Deluxe Comfort Girlfriend Body Pillow, but we can now confirm that it is still available from Sears. And despite receiving a 20% price bump from $10 to $12, it’s still the saddest, most inexplicable human being substitute you can buy.
https://gizmodo.com/girlfriend-body-pillow-the-saddest-place-to-lay-your-h-5521307
This has been your biennial Deluxe Comfort Girlfriend Body Pillow update.