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I just had my first taste of the jaded holiday spirit. Maybe it's because I still haven't scored a Wii. Maybe it's because I got over my sticking it to the monopolized energy companies and cranked up my heat, yet find myself cold. Either way, I'm surly, and it's time for a poll.


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