Good 'ol fashioned fisticuffs on the return of Archer

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This week we get some of your favorite cartoons back! Adventure Time returns with a splash, giving us all invitations to the Apple Wedding, while we get front row seats to the FBI raid of ISIS on Archer.


As always - minor spoilers ahead!

Adventure Time - "Apple Wedding"

Mr. Pig and Tree Trunks tie the knot on Adventure Time this week, but there's a communication breakdown over who is officiating the ceremony. Will it be Princess Bubblegum or the King of Ooo who sends Mr. Pig and Tree Trunks away into married life?

Steven Universe - "Serious Steven"

Steve and the Crystal Gems are trapped in a deadly maze. It's like the Cube or Diamond Dogs, but animated! Steven is obviously the weak link in this situation, with Garnet saving his booty many times during the episode.

Regular Show - "Dodge This"

In for a game of dodgeball? Mordecai and crew take up the official game of undergraduate hipsters and form a team - Benson's Ballerz - in this week's episode so they can win a local tournament. Mordecai is crazy good with a dodgeball, but his New Year's squeeze, CJ, might turn out to be his kryptonite.


Defenders of Berk - "Free Scauldy"

Scauldron takes some lumps this week, but the underwater dragon also finds a new friend in the Hairy Hooligan Ruffnut. This is good, as a band of Changewings are lurking around the corner to attack.


My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - "Rainbow Falls"

The Equestria Games are ever looming, so Rainbow Dash and her team heads to Rainbow Falls for the prelims. Even if you're not a pony fan, check out the Ren and Stimpy inspired pony Biceps, who features prominently in this clip.


Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. - "Galactus Goes Green"

Originally included as a exclusive bonus on the Avengers Assemble: Assembly Required DVD released a few months back, this episode starring Galactus airs for the first time on network tv this weekend. Will Galactus succeed in wooing Hulk and get himself a new herald? Bye bye, Silver Surfer and Terrax.


Archer Vice - "White Elephant"

Archer returned for Season Five earlier this week on FX under the tagline Archer Vice. While a clip from next week isn't available, enjoy this scene from the season premiere showing the FBI raid of ISIS. It's going to be a very different season. The language in this clip might be NSFW for Saturday mornings.


Top image is courtesy of FX.


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How come you are always one week behind on episode releases? Just wondering. Something I have been thinking about for a while without asking.