Hallmark's Captain Pike Figure Perfect As A Cake Topper For Your Three-Way Wedding

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What better way to say "I love you" than with a commemorative figure to the horribly disfigured original Star Trek captain? Hallmark's "The Menagerie" figure is only $28, but just look at the scarring detail on Pike's face. [via BoingBoing]