Our beloved Chuck Norris who you might know as the karate fighting, cowboy hat wearing, roundhouse kicking, orange hairing and all around bad ass mother is 69 today! On behalf of everyone at Giz, happy birthday. Here's a clip as to why he'll NEVER use a computer watch. Ever!
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