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Hello Touch May Be the Best Sex Toy Ever Invented

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JimmyJane's new Hello Touch may be the best sex toy ever invented. It will turn two of your fingers in natural vibrators that you can apply all over your body, inside and out. It also looks designed by Tony Stark and Jon Ive, which kind of makes you and your partner look like superheroes in an iPod ad.

Unlike existing cheapo, crappy finger vibrators, the Hello Touch is extremely small and way more powerful—as powerful as a full vibrator. And while it may look awkward to you, it actually feels natural once you put it on—like a natural extension of your fingers. Cyborgsex.

So natural that, according to JimmyJane, "is the only one that is optimized for both internal and clitoral stimulation." That means that you can put your fingers inside your favorite cavity and the vibration pod will fit comfortably in and stay securely put on your fingers.

Since you can decide which fingers get a vibration pod, you can play with a clitoris with one finger while using the other finger inside. Or pinch nipples. Or caress different parts of the body in so many ways. You can turn them around or move them to your finger's second phalanx to gain a different kind of sensation. There's a lot of combinations to play with. But, ultimately, you are turning a part of your body into an awesome sexual toy.

The whole thing can be easily and safely washed after your sex session. The Hello Touch costs $65 and yes, I'm reviewing it as soon as I get it out of the box. [JimmyJane]