The Original Onion Blossom Maker™ ($19)

“I wish I could make an Outback-style Bloomin’ Onion right here at home,” is a phrase I’ve never said out loud before, but please believe I’ve watched every single video of a TikTokker fishing The Original Onion Blossom Maker™, currently $19.16 on Amazon, out of some TJ Maxx clearance bin, carefully assembling it, lovingly dipping their onion in batter and frying up a golden brown appetizer. Does it ever turn out the way it does at the restaurant? No, not even once… “but I could probably do better if I tried,” I whisper to myself.