Here's a Bingo Card to Play While Mark Zuckerberg Spews Bullshit on Capitol Hill

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On Tuesday, Mark Zuckerberg will make the first of his back-to-back appearances on Capitol Hill. He’s reportedly been getting lots of coaching from normal humans, so we can expect a lot of canned answers pulled from Facebook’s greatest hits. To help you navigate the proceedings we’ve gamified the experience.

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Collected below you’ll find likely predictions, and the standard aphorisms of Mark Elliot Zuckerberg, co-founder and central controller of the Facebook. Yes, there’s only one Bingo card. The first commenter to legitimately shout “Bingo!” wins. But no matter who wins Bingo, we all lose.

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Bonus points for anyone who can replace The Best Zuck GIF Of All Time from this session.