Did you know that Mike Tyson loves birds. Like really loves birds? If you don't believe me, here's what he had to say about one of his earliest knockouts:

One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard.


Anyhoo, Mike Tyson does not like to see any bird angry, and it's precisely for this reason that he's the perfect person to cure your Angry Birds addiction. By slapping that silly tablet right out of your hands. [YouTube]