Netflix wasted no time between renewing Stranger Things and releasing a teaser for season two which consists solely of episode titles.
According to Variety, the network has been working on season two for a while—long before telling the public there would be one. Which explains why they already have episode titles.
In case you can’t be bothered—or can’t play video wherever you are, I don’t know your life—to spend a minute watching words appear slowly on screen, here are the titles of the nine episodes that Netflix has ordered:
Madmax
The Boy Who Came Back to Life
The Pumpkin Patch
The Palace
The Storm
The Pollywog
The Secret Cabin
The Brain
The Lost Brother