Hillary Clinton Nutcracker Teaches Those Republican Nuts a Lesson

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Who says Hillary's a ballbuster? No, she's a nutcracker. Here's proof. Just in time for the Christmas season, shell out $29.99 and remove the shells from your walnuts with style. When she's done cracking nuts, Hillary stands up on her own, lording over you as she awaits her next opportunity to bust a few nuts. And if you don't like it, well, you can just sleep on the couch, buster. [Teptronics]

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halloweenjack
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Yeah, doesn't really look like her. I'm guessing that someone came up with a generic "female executive" nutcracker and stuck a Hillary sticker on it. Peel off the sticker and you've got an anodyne for fragile female-supervised male egos everywhere.