All right. Okay. Wow. After getting teased with an itty bit of Jupiter Ascending, we now get to see the full trailer and it's all kind of fantasy sci-fi perfect. A battle for Earth, spaceships, machine porn, alien worlds, superpowers, guessing when Sean Bean will die, The Wachowskis, the movie seems to have it all.
Who knows if the full movie will be any good or if we'll be able to get over Channing Tatum's ears but the trailer is loads of fun and awesome enough that it almost makes me want to forgive the Wachowskis for the last 2 Matrix movies.