How To Build The World's Most Useless Machine

No, this isn't an instructional guide on how to build a TwitterPeek. This device is even more useless. Impossible? Hardly. Check out the video. Then hit the following link for the complete set of build instructions. [Instructables via Neatorama]

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I would like to think that my appendix is the most useless machine in the world. I got you beat!