From AdequateMan — There’s really only a very few basic things that are required to be thought of as some manner of “man”: Really, it’s just genitals of some sort (testes, ovipositor, whatever) and the ability to change a car’s tire. Hell, most people don’t even care about the genitals thing. It’s all changing tires. You should know how to do that.
https://deadspin.com/how-to-change-a-tire-without-getting-killed-like-a-big-1682483106