Everybody knows that everything is much more impressive when you add fire to it. Especially Halloween decorations. If you want to add some burning heat to your Haunted House and/or burn some costumes off, watch this video that shows you how to make a flaming pumpkin. It's really easy. Like shockingly easy. [YouTube via Neatorama]
You do know this is a spoof? Right. Please tell me you're not this foolish.
1: Pouring kerosene on tp does not make a large candle, it makes a large fire.
2: Putting water on an oil/gas ( kerosene ) fire does not put it out. It spreads it.
3: In case someone believes a YouTube video over common sense. Please, Please, do this in the middle of an open yard with WET WET WET grass. And no trees above.