One of the great Twitter hashtags of this week is #KidNoir. Gail Simone, Kurt Busiek, and others have been coming up with punny titles for noir-genre kids movies.
Comics writer Gail Simone started the game with this tweet:
James And The Giant Stacy Keach. #KidNoir
— Gail Simone 💙💛 (@GailSimone) August 9, 2013
And Kurt Busiek picked up the thread:
Go, Reservoir Dog, Go #KidNoir
— Kurt Busiek (@KurtBusiek) August 9, 2013
It pretty much snowballs from there:
First rule of Babysitter's Club. Nobody talks about Babysitter's Club. #KidNoir
— Kurt Busiek (@KurtBusiek) August 9, 2013
Raymond Chandler's THE BIG NAP #KidNoir
— David Hyde (@superfanpr) August 9, 2013
How To Train Your Bagman. #KidNoir
— Gail Simone 💙💛 (@GailSimone) August 9, 2013
https://twitter.com/embed/status/365909106860638210
You Got A Real Nice Chocolate Factory Here, Be A Shame If Something Happened To It. #KidNoir
— Gail Simone 💙💛 (@GailSimone) August 9, 2013
I Was A Fugitive From The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants #KidNoir
— Kurt Busiek (@KurtBusiek) August 9, 2013
The Unlunchables#KidNoir
— Patch Zircher (@PatrickZircher) August 9, 2013
https://twitter.com/embed/status/365919095721426944
Horton Hears a Blood Curdling Scream. #kidnoir
— ericdrumm.bsky.social (@EricDrumm) August 9, 2013
Old MacDonald Bought the Farm#KidNoir
— Patch Zircher (@PatrickZircher) August 9, 2013
The Big Sleepover #kidnoir
— Dan Slott (@DanSlott) August 9, 2013
I would watch so many of these movies.