Listen up you fools! I know that you cry and cry because you can’t get a cool van like mine! Stop whining now and get the RC version for just 60 Washingtons! Or ask your mama for it if you don’t have the money!
https://gizmodo.com/the-a-team-limousine-chauffeurs-of-fortune-329935
And remember, mother there’s only one, so treat her right!