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I’m Not Saying, I’m Just Saying

JOEL JOHNSON

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Gametrac, the as-yet-vapor handheld gaming device most notable for its kid-tracking GPS, has changed its name to…Gizmondo. The Register reports that the change was brought on by legal hangups with the previous name, something manufacturer Tiger Telematics has avoided this time around by the deft inclusion of the letter ‘n.’

Now I don’t want to say these pigfuckers fucked a pig or anything, as imitation is the easiest form of flattery, and I have the utmost confidence in which brand will outlast which. But just to help you keep things straight: Gizmodo is the one that isn’t hyping products that will help child molesters track down your children.

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