Florida Vampire Now Running For President
We’ve got vampire slaying ex-presidents, so why not a vampire presidential hopeful? Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, who believes he’s a direct descendant of Vlad The Impaler, wants to be your next commander in chief. He’s headed to D.C. to campaign. https://gizmodo.com/abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter-surprisingly-fantastic-5497765 Sharkey, 45, headed to D.C. with his 19-year-old girlfriend, also a vampire, to run…