Dracula tangles with dancing lunatics and diabolical lesbians
Sure, “dancing lunatics and diabolical lesbians” sounds exciting, but if you’ve been watching NBC’s Dracula, you know that this is a pretty chill Friday night for the titular vampire. So Van Helsing has got his “let Dracula stay in the sun” machine working pretty well — so well, in fact, that Dracula declares he’s not…