Illustration for article titled Ion Portable Amp: Its Not Marshall

Amps are not supposed to come in white. They should be black, covered in scratches and that nasty floor jam that coats your sneakers in clubs, and should be accompanied by a fat hairy guy with butt cleavage and a personal hygiene problem who can only count up to two. For $299, the 42-lb iPA03 Portable PA with iPod Docking is, apparently, ideal for "aerobics classes" (people who can get as far as 5, 6, 7, 8) and will match your pastel leotard perfectly.

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