Updates to Diablo II, porn star gamer dating tips and the total of taxpayer dollars going to funding the Army’s video game—all great stories you can read over on Kotaku this week:
Dead Space 2: Multiplayer, Bigger World, Space-Floating
This could be both fun and nauseating!
https://kotaku.com/dead-space-2-multiplayer-bigger-world-space-floating-5423127
Ever Wonder How Much Money Has Been Sunk Into America’s Army?
You don’t want to know.
https://kotaku.com/ever-wonder-how-much-money-has-been-sunk-into-americas-5422083
Five Steps to Total Pwnage of a Gamer Girl’s Heart
In case you didn’t have the attention span to take all 10 prerequisite steps.
https://kotaku.com/five-steps-to-total-pwnage-of-a-gamer-girls-heart-5411152
Xbox 360 Game Helps You Talk To Girls
No it doesn’t.
https://kotaku.com/xbox-360-game-helps-you-talk-to-girls-5423788
Pokemon Teaches Your Children To Worship Satan
No no, Pokemon IS Satan.
https://kotaku.com/pokemon-teaches-your-children-to-worship-satan-5423918
Blizzard Patches Diablo II, Beta Test It Now
My old discs are about 5 feet away…
https://kotaku.com/blizzard-patches-diablo-ii-beta-test-it-now-5423878
PlayStation Home Director Wants “Mini-MMOs” On The Service
Interesting idea.
https://kotaku.com/playstation-home-director-wants-mini-mmos-on-the-serv-5423761
Frankenreview: The Legend Of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Spoiler: the reviews deem it excellent.
https://kotaku.com/frankenreview-the-legend-of-zelda-spirit-tracks-5422481
EA CEO: “I Think Of Pirates As A Marketplace”
A marketplace that’s just been robbed.
https://kotaku.com/ea-ceo-i-think-of-pirates-as-a-marketplace-453110767
