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It’s Like Life On Mars, Only With A Wooden Sword

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Neil’s playing Nintendo while drunk, and he decides to masturbate while looking at the “kinda hot” fairy in the classic fantasy game Zelda. Somehow this leads to him asphyxiating himself with the game controller cord, and he passes out. When he wakes up, he’s stuck inside the game as an elf. Now the confused lad has to learn how to defend himself from all the creatures in the Lost Woods. This is a truly hilarious fan video, so check it out and find out why that wooden sword isn’t so crappy after all. [Atom]

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