Japanese Party Pants Say "Read My Lips"

Illustration for article titled Japanese Party Pants Say Read My Lips

Until I saw these, I thought that the pantsular affliction of cameltoe was something to be ashamed of. Not in Japan, apparently. These flesh-colored party pants look like the Nurse Ratched of the lingerie world, and it seems like they do to your nether regions what a good bra does to your upper one—lift and separate. Judging by the pics on the packet (the plastic one) these things are aimed at blokes—they look like man-thighs to me—so I guess they're for costume parties. Anyone with more information than me about these 13-buck knickers, feel free to share your knowledge in the comments. [Tokyo Times]


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I wonder why people think Asian men have tiny cocks?

(looks at picture accompanying article)

Oh, that's why.