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Jura-Capresso Pointless Coffee Cup Warmer

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Really, what the hell is the point of a coffee cup warmer? Isn’t coffee supposed to be served warm enough to heat any mug regardless? The Jura-Capresso Coffee Cup Warmer can hold 16 coffee cups or 24 espresso cups. It will warm the cups up to optimal serving temperatures for you prissy assholes who can’t have a room temperature mug like the rest of us. The Jura-Capresso warmer retails for the absurd amount of $1,000. I’ll take my coffee in a room temperature mug and go spend the $1,000 I saved at a strip club, thank you very much.

Jura-Capresso Coffee Cup Warmer [Born Rich]

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