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Kid Gets Box of Porn and Viagra Instead of Paintball Gear

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Christmas and/or Hanukkah came early for little Connor Whelihan, whose paintball order was replaced by a giant box of porn, Viagra, and "sex oils," the NY Daily News reports. Whelihan's now prepared for explosive warfare of an entirely different sort.

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Connor's delighted, his mother's infuriated, and the paintball company won't answer any questions. I think the worst part is, judging by the picture, he didn't even get authentic viagra. What kind of paintball company not only swaps gun gear for sex boosters, but gives them counterfeit shit? Was the porn DVD a VHS rip? How can anyone even care about paintball after a delivery like this? [NY Daily News]

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m4ximusprim3
m4ximusprim3

And his mom knows about this how? If something like this happened to me, I guarantee my mom would be the last person on earth to know about it. Straight under the mattress for that shit.